>>43570135Something like that happened a while ago
>Training my Goldeen against mostly Magikarp, Poligwags, sometimes Psyducks, there's not a lot of water where I live so beggers can't be choosers but it makes a good area for kid trainers for that reason>Some little kid challenges me to a battle assume it's gonna be a Krabby or some shit because he's like 7 and we're not far from the beach and all the kids catch Krabbys over the summer and the other kiddos are battling ratatas and pidgeys and I have an actual water type>Can see his fucking dad watching at a distance, talking with some other parents, assume he's trying to teach his kid how to battle indepedently>Sends out a fucking Gyarados, not the ocean, not a lake, in a fucking river>It starts going fucking nuts and trashing about it fucks up the entire fucking river and some flood regulation thing>Immediately send out Butterfree and sleep powder because fuck this shit I don't wanna explain why my battle against a fucking child destroyed a fucking river>Kid starts crying and his dad marches up yelling about me cheating to beat a kid>Ask why the fuck this kid has an out of control Gyarados, accuse him of feeding it rare candies since its clearly his fucking dads>"N-no everyone knows Magikarp that evolve are from candies are dangerous, it was just using trash, you'd know that if were a better trainer">Storms off calling me a sad pathetic loserWhat the actual fuck
