>>53095781Well anon, I just caught a Shiny Slugma. Slugma? Slugma nuts! Ha, gottem! Your mother is more of a Swellow. Swellow? Swellow's Pokemon cum getting Machoked in your bedroom, ha! All I'm saying is, my expert opinion as a certified Pokémon Professor, is that you have a severe case of coomer bitch syndrome. Yikes... Symptoms include wanting to fuck venomous animals, but crying like a bitch when your tiny wing-wang gets infected and rots off. Ouch... And have you ever wondered why your father isn't around, well I'm here to tell you, and it isn't because he's a league champion in another region or some shit. It's because his main partner is a fortune-teller Pokémon, Alakazam, and when he was told what a broke-dick bitch his son would grow up to be, he Abra Kadabra'd his ass out of there, and didn't look back, and who can blame him? Just sad, you're going to be here, in your 40s, masturbating to cartoon animals. My prognosis is that you should do the world a favor, tie a noose, and swing from the nearest Exeggutor, while I consul your mother and try to convince her that her son wasn't a waste-of-oxygen coomer that tried to fuck whatever the fuck this thing is.
