>>56579992>Entire generations of preteens setting out every other day to conquer the country with semi-sentient WMDs in their literal pockets>How the hell does anyone stay Champion for more than a year at a time?>Actually most trainers drop out before ever completing the circuit and reach E4 because why bother with that shit when you can drown in pokussy and pokock whenever you like>Only the most autistic virgin losers (say, some kid who's so mentally fucked he can't even speak properly) can remain undistracted by pokesex to become ChampionMY EYES ... TH-THEY'RE OPENING
