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What exactly are we discussing? Why, THE AMAZING SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN PROFESSOR OAK AND DELIA KETCHUM OF COURSE!!!
There's no denying it. Whenever Ash calls home via video phone, he will be greeted by his mother's sweet voice....and a deeper (slightly) old man's voice chiming in. Professor Oak is with our dear Delia AGAIN?! The two Pallet Townians seem to spend every day together! Ash, being the dense never notices that his mother isn't getting the satisfaction she desires from the Mr. Mime he gave her......she's getting it from Professor Oak!
It's true, the two of them are inseparable. In banned episode "Holiday at Aopulco", Delia and Oak show up at the tropical city together, ready to spend a day of warm kinky beach sex at their favorite summer location, only to find that their plans for public sex
No, that's not why the episode was banned but EITHER WAY, they are ALWAYS together, and ALWAYS having sex. They must force poor Mr. Mime play as well.
Which brings up the point: what if Oak is Ash's father? It could make sense.....Ash's father is quite obviously gone ifthis theory were true...Ash would be Gary's uncle, right?As if Pallet Town has any other children besides Ash and Gary.
Also, in the Pokemon Live Musical, Delia and Oak are kidnapped by Giovanni and it is then that Delia reveals to Oak that she was dating Giovanni when they were younger, and that she is sorry. WHY would she be sorry? It doesn't matter to OAK, unless of course they're having hot kinky sex every night like we say! Geez, Delia, you make it so obvious.
"MAYBE GIOVANNI IS ASH'S DADOO" cuz he's not. Silver is Giovanni's son, as is revealed in the Pocket Monsters Special manga. Of course, this manga supposedly has no ties to the anime, so this could be different, but...WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE OAK SEX HERE. There is no Giovanni involved, unless it's a threesome.
All in all,our poor oblivious Ash is going to completely spazz when he discovers the truth about his mother and the Prof.
