>>56533335Look at this dumb shit.
Honorable mentions:
Hawlucha-EX. A card that has an ability that deals 20 damage to opponents upon being damaged... and only has 130 HP. You get to deal 20 extra damage... once. And then your opponent gets 2 prize cards instead of 1. Does it at least punch good? No. It can do 100 damage if a Stadium's in play; 60 damage otherwise. For the same cost, Lucario-EX does 100 damage all the time and Mega Lucario-EX does 140 damage AND knocks an Energy card off the target.
The non-EX Hawlucha is even worse. Its only attack deals 60 damage. If the target isn't an EX, it does 0 damage. 70 base HP, btw.
But it's gotten better since then, right?
As recently as 2024, Hawlucha is paying three energy cards for... 70 damage. Well, la-di-da, it can OHKO other Hawlucha. Mimikyu can do that for 2 energy AND it bypasses resistances.
This bird is tailor-made to play second fiddle to everything else and then die.
