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YOU LOOK LIKE NEED TO BUY MAGIKARP. MAGIKARP BEST POKEMON OF ALL POKEMON.
1. OLD MAN MUSTACHE LOOK WISE, EVERYONE TRUST MAGIKARP
2. EASY GRIP HANDLE AT BASE OF TAIL FOR CONVENIENT TRANSFER
3. NEVER ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING, SO NEVER NEED BATTERY
4. REALISTIC SCALE PATTERN FINISH
5. MOUTH ALWAYS OPEN IN CASE OF LONELY NIGHTS WITH MAGIKARP
6. BECAUSE WATER TYPE, CAN BE USED TO CLEAN POTPANS
7. USE EASY GRIP TAIL HANDLE TO BLUDGEON UNSUSPECTING MORMONS
ALL FOR YOU MY FRIEND FOR ONLY 500 MONEY