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>Kid with 'Lol at Smogon' as his profile message challenges me to a Flat Rules/3V3 battle
>I accept and pick out Porygon2, Talonflame and Milotic
>He sends out his first Pokemon
>It's Porygon-Z
>A shit eating grin appears on my face as I send out my Porygon2 (holding Eviolite)
>Opponent Nasty Plots on the first turn, I use Tri Attack, taking about 65% of his health
>After that his Porygon-Z uses Tri Attack, right after a Nasty Plot, Porygon2 braces for impact
>Tanks it like a fucking champ, counters with another Tri Attack knocking that glitchy cunt out
>He sends out Togekiss, I sense shenanigans
>Togekiss uses Thunderwave then proceeds to spam Air Slash, the old paraflinch gag
>Switch to Talonflame
>Brave Bird that fucker, does about 60% damage
>He uses Thunderwave again, expecting to Air Slash me straight after due to halved speed
>GALE WINGS MOTHERFUCKA
>Talonflame uses the remainder of his HP to pull of a Life Orb'd Brave Bird, Togekiss is down
>Next he sends out Swampert, I send out Porygon2
>After a pitiful Waterfall barely knocking off 40HP I use Recover
>He tries Earthquake, barely a difference in damage
>Tri Attack! Swampert is paralysed
>Your opponent has forfeited
