>>16266034"NONONONONOONNONONONONONONONONO! No way, I do NOT like Shauna! Y-You got it all wrong, t-this is one whole BIIIIG misunderstanding!"
"But you do."
"BUT I DON'T!"
"But you do, Calem."
"BUT I FRICK-FRACKING DON'T!"
"But you do. I saw it back at Parfum Palace."
"T-THAT WAS JUST-"
"Calem, you can't live your entire life as a lie. That's wrong. Please don't try to sway me otherwise, I've seen that look in your eyes whenever you're with her, you get this sort of odd twinkle that you don't get when you're around anyone else."
"THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYTIME I SEE SHAUNA I IMAGINE HER WITH A DOG'S TAIL!"
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Miss Leading coughs.
"Calem...although that further proves my point.... Don't ever bring up that mental image in my head ever again, please."
A) Explain that you only imagine Shauna as a dog b-because it's a sofunnyjoke.
B) Explain that what she saw was stark rejection.
C) Tell her that you're simply building your harem up in order to achieve greatness later on in life.
D) Tell her she's being an instigating cunt. (But not in those words.)
E) Feign stupidity and realization, pretend that you do love Shauna. It'll shut her up.
