>>16189059http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKnHukDFhckOne of the most absolutely terrible things about Cyllage City is that the name alone screams bikes. BIKES. BIKES. BIKES. And you know what the fuck comes to mind when you think about bikes?
Exercise.Still reeling from your loss, you make you way into town, Miss following closely behind. She can sense the underlining internal suffering you're going through and wants to give you some time to cool off.
You decide to head to the local Bike Shop first in order to get accustomed to what you're dealing with in this town.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrIDULUOcBM"HOLY SHIT!"
Gun shots ring as soon as you enter the shop, that's red flag number one.
You and Miss dive to the ground, you find a dusty cheerio under the counter.
That's red flag number two.
"WHO GOES THERE?! We don't take kindly to tourists!" asks the shop owner. He means business. Real business.
A) "Oh goobers, that sucks because *I* just happen to *BE* a tourist!
B) "I-I'm a local, A LOCAL!"
C) "I'm not a tourist, I'm a trainer, TWO DIFFERENT THINGS! TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!"