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>Be me
>Playing through Pokemon Crystal
>Thought it would be a cool idea to soft reset until I get a shiny Eevee
>I luck out and get one 3,256 resets in
>It is a female one which I level until it learns Bite and then feed it a Water Stone
>Get all the way through the Johto
>Go up against the Champion of the Elite Four, Lance
>Pull up with a boombox blasting Salt-N-Pepa showing off my prized pink Vaporeon
>She busts out her strongest move with full flair as her entire life lead up to this moment
>Lance's Dragonite stands there unaffected
>I realize her attack DV is only 2
>He proceeds to bitch slap her into next week with a one hit knockout
>I look over at my knocked out prized pink Vaporeon and then at Lance
>Lance looks back at me
>I panic and quickly shut off my Gameboy and remove the batteries
>I proceed to hide the Gameboy in my closet and vow never touch it again