>>18967693"9/10 it's okay I guess"
Finally, your dining buddy grants you the prestigious honor of being able to see her beautiful, well-defined face, not to mention her great bazoongas.
She places her menu on the table, revealing herself as a young hot floozy of a woman dressed in a dazzling Lopunny costume.
"My name is Choco Mulatto, though those that actually know me and know me well refer to me as Cocoa, I will grant you the liberty of being one of those people. I am the lovely headmaster of this ship, and the leader of the Rapa Jui pirates. I manage, operate, and maintain the smuggling and distribution of illegal contraband Easter permeation chocolate by traveling all over the world. /I'm/ who you're selling for in other words, though it appears as if you haven't grasped that concept well, as I haven't seen but a single dime since your initial payment."
You take a long gulp, it's around this point that you realize that because your arms are tied, you have no way to reach the silverware so that you can chow down on your grassy serpent. Hexcalibur would not approve.
Pouring herself a glass of wine, the lady pauses to take a gander at the blood red liquid before turning her attention back to you.
"Now if you may, please explain why this situation has come to be and why you should be excused of all responsibility, and perhaps you may be spared if your justification ultimately proves reasonable."
>What does Calem say next? 