>>19152266Being a part of the Speedy Scouts in the past has given you the ability to think on your feet when it comes to drunken louts staggering all over the place.
"Here, take this. Do you have a glass of water or--"
The Granbull starts gargling his own regurgitation. The extremely foul, putrid concoction bubbles and simmers in his mouth, the faint scent of disgusting gunk is ripping your nostrils apart.
"--something...?"
Close enough.
You flick the alka-seltzer in his mouth, where it dissolves in his own vomit, which he promptly swallows back down. In seconds, he feels anew, but also paralyzed, he falls to the ground with a thud.
"OOOHHHHHHH...T-THANKS FOR THAT BUDDY...I FEEL....I FEEL GREAT...B-BUT NOW....NOW MY LEGS CAN'T MOVE...."
"..Can't you just stand u--"
"DON'T USE INTIMIDATE ON WHIMSICOTT, S'NOT GONNA WORK!"
Before he can say anymore, he falls straight into an eternally deep slumber, with his eyes completely open. At the very least, his cryptic advice is accompanied by good manners, he's moved out of the way for you.
>Who do you meet inside the locker room?A) Cyborg
B) A gijinka
C) Mr. Bonding
D) "Zappy Dan the Magnet Man"
E) Gen /vp/ fakemon who desperately wants recognition.
