>>18247287"Excuse me, foul cretin! But I couldn't help but notice within our fight to the trivial death that your melting chocolate gives off an extremely soothing scent despite being over one-hundred twenty scalding degrees. If we cool this down a bit, maybe thrown in some of that flour you've ruthlessly stolen from my townspeople, and have someone like you operate at the forefront, I believe we could make something work that doesn't require the need of brutal, bloody mutilation. What say you? Do you agree to this hefty proposition?"
Oh wow, I don't think any of us could have ever saw /that/ one coming.
Look this one up too, kids. The wiki never lives, this is truly how baking was invented!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL4uj-23TBIAnd /that's/ how the first bakery in Kalos--the world more like it!--was invented.
Rather than murder the dragon for all of his past actions, you've decided to forgive and forget since you're such a compassionate being and instead substitute by finally giving the wretched Jabberpocky a purpose in life, y'know, other than nabbing and robbing everyone in Camphrier of their flour. As it turns out, he doesn't even snort it like drugs, he just happens to be fond of the dull taste--it's his favorite 'spice', apparently!
It was a bit troubling hauling the Jabberpocky all the way from his cavern to town with just your Gogoat as back-up, but the deed was done and for that, your steed deserves some nutritious milk that came straight frmo his goat udder.
Our hero and Ali-Ali look at the masterpiece from afar, the stunning, dazzling, First National Bakery! Funded by royalty, run by a behemoth. The perfect business strategy! Now all of that chocolate downpour can actually be applied to decent use.
