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I can't believe they sold this shitfest for $60! That's about how much it costs for a Triple-A title, pretty much. You could take $60, stand on a bridge, and just throw it all away! You'd rather do anything then spend it on a broken down, dysfunctional disaster of video game programming!
With bugs that brick your switch, hideous textures, random Kanto pandering, microscopic development time, a marathon of mediocre shitmons, constant cutscenes, problems with presentation, misleading reasons on why Pokémon were cut, insults to your intelligence, embarassing move cuts, constant heals, lack of Pokémon, battles you can't win, battles you can't lose, evil motivation that makes no sense whatsoever, shitty graphics, shitty music, shitty lag spikes, and a fuckton of other things!
It should have been ILLEGAL for them to sell this rotten shitload of putrid fuck for any price! I feel humiliated to live on the same planet as someone who designed an electrical abomination of this magnitude! Couldn't they have tried making one good game? As apposed to two horrible games? Quality over quantity. That's our lesson here.
