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>walks into GameStop
>Sees female working
>Walks up
>"good day m'lady"
>she looks up from sorting amiibo
S
>"Johto is objectively trash tier design. Level scaling is a literal crime against statistics. You hit Morty with level 18-20 team and he drops 21-25 Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar. Then Elite Four jumps to 40-50 like they forgot what a difficulty curve is. Bad faith difficulty. Not skill issue, bad programming. And the dex variety? Oh my Arceus. Twenty new pokemon then endless Sentret, Geodude, Zubat etc spam. Kanto rejects on repeat. literally recycled content with worse pacing. change my mind"
>Leans in
>"Perhaps m'lady would care to discuss this intellectual tragedy over Monster energy and chill? We could bond over shared suffering. I would even name my next permadeath after you. Highest honor in the Nuzlocke community"
>She stares for 10 solid seconds
>"I'm good thanks"
>Nods and leaves
>"Another L....fucking Johto strikes again"