>>13477994http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15qnjpGTzWUNormally you'd probably be insecure about shedding your clothes and revealing your deliciousness in front of a bunch of bulky muscular men, but now that you're an adult with a dick the size of Hercules it doesn't really matter.
With only a towel covering your waist, you take a deep breath, remove it, and enter the steamy bara hellhole that is the oasis showers.
"OHHHHH YEAAAAAH THAT FEELS SO GOOD WHEN YOU RUB IT ON ME IN THAT WAY!"
"AWWWWH YEAH, PUMP IT, PUMP THAT SALT GOOD!"
"HUURRRR DURR OH MY GOD I'M SO RETARDED HURRRRRRRRR!"
Actually, scratch that.
You're like half the size of most of these guys, what muscles you have are just strands of spaghetti compared to what everyone else works out.
And their dicks. That's the worst part of it all. Just looking at them is enough to convince you that you have some sort of erectile dysfunction. It's the only explanation.
Your confidence is taken down so many pegs it's not even funny.
However, size matters jokes aside, there are indeed bath salts set up at each wall inside the shower, though most of the guys seem to be using it to ferment each other instead of snorting it up.
The thought intrigues you enough to see if the bath salts have the power to make you go into ragefits like the ones you see reported on the telly. The first batch you snorted up did little but make your eyes get watery and cause your nose to burn like wasabi hell.
Scooching yourself through a crowd of sweaty, bulky men, you make your way to one of the bath salt trays. Unbeknownst to anyone else, you scoop up a handful.
"This is the last fucking time. I swear." you mumble out.
It is the longest snort you've ever done.
