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Hail satan edition
>What the fuck is this?
The greatest ride of your life my friend. Between February 5th and 14th there will be a vote for Pokémon of the year. The Dark Lord has decided we vote for a fat-nosed deer.
>Why should I care?
How much dedication and time have we poured into a franchise that cares not for it's own potential? When that bug-loving fuck came up with Capsule-Mon the possibilities were endless, but what did we get? Year after year the exact same tale.
>Pick the starter
>Beat the gyms
>Beat the bad guys
>Boxmon
>You win
And to top it all off, every year is filled with shillmon pandering. Imagine you awaken deep within a sacred woodland. No professors. No hand-holding. No cutscenes. Just you and the juniper leaves, silently falling to the forest floor. A brief bout of panic washes over you, but that panic is soon vanquished. An elegant beast with gilded horns reveals himself. You are safe now. And forever. You and your loyal steed Stantler embark out onto the voyage of adventure, discovering mysterious secrets and monsters lurking in every nook and cranny.
>Okay, I'm convinced. But how do I vote?
We don't know. Supposedly voting starts Feb. 5th, and we only know this through a "leaked" tweet. The whole thing could be hoax but if the video is real we know voting has to do with google.
>How can I help?
OC Meme magic, wonder trades with Pokemon named "vote4stantler" ancient chinese subversion tactics, the basics you know? Whatever it takes to win
>B-but i want my shitmon to win!
Your shitmon WILL win anon. Because when you vote for Stantler, you're voting for every goddamn shitmon those bastards neglected.
