>>22700215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PikI2MmvNc"Hmph, a Normal-type, big mistake! Sacred Sword, Hex!"
"On it. The ancient proverbs demand that pink not be worn on Sundays, IT'S AN EYESORE!"
Taking a page straight out of the book of another pink puffball, the Wild Card jumps high up into the air and puffs itself up, going for a flight. Hexcalibur switches back to Blade Forme again and slashes at it with Sacred Sword, but only manages to dent its underside, as it ascends too quickly to be hit fully.
Of course, you call the bullshit card.
"Hey! What the hell? Blisseys--even fake ones--aren't supposed to fly! This is so goddamn RIGGED."
To your dismay, the incredibly-biased referee doesn't agree with you. With a smug as fuck smile, he denies your complaint in favor of the Champion, and issues you a penalty for both making false claims, and looking like a wiener.
Ladies and gentlemen, your Champion battle ref.
"FOOL." you hear, but you are surprised to learn that it comes not from Hexcalibur, but from the voice of some punk anime kid, "Do you not understand the true power of a yolking monstrosity? Look at it! Up in the sky as it reigns above us, it is pure....Blissey!"
[Gryyyoooo...]
"This is my most favorite form of the Wild Card. I mean, look at that baby maker! It shits out so many eggs, at least fifty-four a day provided it is fed abundantly. I've never been more humbled than by the sight of such a creature being defiled and gangraped by numerous schlong-bearers, to them I owe my eternal gratitude, for now I have more mercurymon-hybrid children than I can count! You see, I would pork it myself, but I'm not gay."
"..There's something really wrong with you, but I guess that's what secluding yourself in a sea of cancer will do to you."
A) Use Pursuit!
B) Use Flash Cannon!
C) Use Aerial Ace!
D) Use Iron Defense!
