>>36437516Caught a Charmeleon for the team along with Zubat and Kakuna. The fucking Magikarp salesman sold me a Raichu instead of a Pikachu, screwing me out of the other three starters. And to add insult to injury I found a Thunderbolt TM in Mt. Moon that Raichu can't learn. THANKS OBAMA. Jessie and James nearly rekt my shit with Kangaskhan's Comet Punch but I narrowly escaped with no casualties, picking up TMs for Aurora Beam and Self-Destruct (ebin) along the way.
Finally got to Cerulean and curbstomped DICKS whose best mon was a Weepinbell. I lead with Shellder against Misty, to which she replied "hold my beer" and sent out a Cloyster, and we both confused each other. Being a stone evo I figured it didn't get dick for moves and switched into Flowre, and of course it used Aurora Beam and got a crit and Flowre fucking ATE that shit and OHKO'd with Petal Dance. ABSOLUTELY BASED. And then she sent out an Onix. Got my Cascade Badge and a TM for Rock Slide so Wingaling finally has a good move.
