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>Dumb jokes
Why did the boy fall of his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him
Why did Sally fall off the swings? because she had no arms
Knock knock?
Whos there?
Not Sally
>Stolen from the Vicar of Dibley
A balloon boy goes to a balloon school for balloon students. one day, the balloon boy gets annoyed with the constant taunting, he goes on a pricking spree with a pin. The next day, the boy is sent to the principals office "I can't believe what you've done, you've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down".
A woman is having a shower when she hears a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" She calls out
"The blind man"
Thinking that the man is blind and wont be able to see her naked body, she opens the door
"Nice tits love, where do you want the blinds?"
