>>13471184http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpeCj4khSQcWobbling and bouncing along in your Lombre suit to music that shouldn't technically exist (at least to you.), you and Tauros head down to the bazaar, where lots of weirdos
(which means everyone in town.) comes to sell, well....weird shit.
Tauros snorts as you place a sign over his neck, "Yeah yeah, I know. Sorry buddy, but it's just to keep up with the disguise."
>FREE TAUROS RIDES: ONLY TWO HENS* (* = FIVE RIDES FOR THE PRICE OF THREE)>WE ACCEPT RAIN CHECKSAs if what you're offering isn't stupid
"HAIRY-BURRITOS! I HAVE HAIRY-BURRITOS HERE! THEY HAVE MY MOTHER'S PUBICLES IN THEM!"
"Hey! Who wants FRESH-NOT-BOOTLEG-DVD? I have 'DUDE, WHERE'S MY INCEPTION?' !"
"Who here wants BANANA DEMOCRATIC T-SHIRT? I have GRAPHIC TEE that says 'I SAIL WITH SEMEN'!"
"I sell PLUSH here, PLUSH and TOY, I have EVERYTHING from BERT and ERNIE to SPYRO DRAGON to DANGIT RONPY to TONY DANZA."
"YO! Does anyone need a nigga? THIS IS RENT-A-NIGGA! Pay $75 an hour and get a nigga to do stuff for you! 75% discount if you want three niggas or more! FYI: WE CANNOT DO ILLEGAL STUFF!"
You cringe at all of these offers, it's nothing like Target, or Circuit City, y'know, back when they existed. Unbeknownst to the fact that small dirty Lentimian kids are hitching free rides on Tauros behind your back, you trudge through the bazaar.
A) Head to the Hairy Burrito guy.
B) Head to PLUSH and TOY.
C) Head to Rent-A-Nigga.
