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>be dark type trainer
>big guy, kinda rough looking
>everyone thinks me and my pokemon are up to no good when we walk into town
>all of my pokemon are actually really cool guys but you know how stereotypes are
>walk into a nearby cafe to grab a bite to eat
>manager gets a look on his face like I just took a massive shit on his floor or somethin
>starts yellin at me and tries to push me outta the store, saying that thugs like me got no business in respectable establishments or whatever
>I bring out my Pangoro and Honchkrow in self defense
>he backs off, I push back and start shoutin at him in my best stereotypical mafia voice
>start bullshitting about me workin for some imaginary crime boss named johnny who wants his protection money
>Pangoro and Honchkrow are really getting into the act too, looking as menacing as they can
>he gives me all the cash he has in exchange for leaving him in one piece
>we leave the store, I'm giving him a death glare as I go
I just made 10000P by pretending to be the personal muscle of someone who doesn't even exist. What do I even do with all this cash? Do you think the cops are looking for me? Is it a bad influence on my team to be doing shit like that?
