>>24900494"Farfar!" the Leek Miser tosses his leek in the air with one wing and catches it in the other. "That's how Phil'erup came to be, baby! A final refuge for the last leg of humanity. This is it, there's nowhere left to run! The holes are even beginning to sprout down here too! Farfar! We either die here like cowards or stand up and put up a fight! So what are you going to do?! FARFAR! You need worry no longer! BECAUSE I HAVE THE ANSWER!"
The audience cheers once more, their spirits reinvigorated by both the Miser's determination and what could be a thin sliver of hope. "So I suppose you all must be wondering... Farfar.
How does the 'Siren' fit into this all of this?">'The Siren..?'"Yes yes! Chatter, chatter, speculate! Fuel this theater with it! I WANT you to be confused, honey! Farfar! So that I may show you the way! Let it be known from this moment forward....
that the Marrotonin are your ENEMY! Don't believe their heathen lies! Dismiss their drivel! It's all cacophony from a cult of deceit! This "Siren" is no goddess, she is a FRAUD! A fraud on which they want you to follow, so that they can undermine you from below!"
>'E-Eh... there are.... THERE ARE TWO CULTS?!'