>>21834539W-what's that? Oh, that red light must have been my BS alarm, ringing cacophonously throughout my ear canals, through the hammer, anvil, and stirrup, transmitting neural messages that perplex something fierce...it is BS, that you would think I am deserving or desiring of your pity, glorified rocket courtesan.
....and strike that, the red flashing WAS because I shared case sensitive information. Drats. I really wanted that promotion next month, too. Not that it matters much more at this point anyways.