>>19987262"I'm suddenly milk-hungry." you announce, to Anina's complete and utter delight. It's the sounds of torture and pain that's gotten your thirst going, you can't blame your stomach for knowing what it wnats.
Faster than you can even say 'DICKS', she pulls out a glass of bottled milk from thin air and presents it to you with quivering hands, "H-Here you g-g-go, hubby! I-I g-got milk, j-just for you--ITS ON THE HOUSE TOO! N-N-No purchase n-necessary s-since it's u-um, y-you!"
>'How convenient! Then again, they ARE making her carry that stuff around...and it is on the house...'A) Do not trust the false prophet!
B) Just take the milk, man.
