>>17920015http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBC2uz0g_MU"WHAAAAAAT?"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?"
Your mode of transportation to St. Groatiuhm comes in the form of two Gastrodon--an East Sea and a West Sea--tugging along a stage coach down an abandoned woodland road.
Their bodies swiggle and jiggle like cherry jello as the momentum breezes through their wiggly bodies, also leaving behind trails of sticky slime for the masses of wildlife to lick up like the dirty bums they are.
These Gastrodon are coached by Madam Madam's assistant Chinchou, who whips at them both with his electrical light limbs. No harsh pain is inflicted thanks to their Ground-typing, but verbal jeers are freely thrown in exchange.
"COMEST ON, thou slowpokes! Thouest birthday was not yesterday, goest faster so whilst I'm still youngest!"
Inside the stage coach is you, Anina, and Madam Madam. Just like you've been doing with everybody else today, you've decided to tell her your objective.
"Baba Murkraga eh? Ohhh yeah! Child, I've been most definitely hearin' that name before, yeah! Ya lookin' for her, yeah? Want some jumbo in her gumbo, yeah?"
Your priority alerts turn on immediately, the pasta quickly spills, "W-What? N-No, it's not like that!"
Anina supports you with a defense of her own, "Y-Yeah, I'm his wife, h-he can only have s-x with me! M-Me, our papers say it's the only correct way!"
>'A-Any other way isn't living your life correctly!'Madam Madam disregards all those counters though, "Enough enough, I just be teasin' ya, yeah? Baba Murkraga and I used 'ta be close, ya dig? She was my--"
A) BFFFFFFFL
B) Former client.
C) Pre Gen VI floozy.
D) Significant "utter".