>>22150464Forgot the rest, fuck
1.) Something about shooting its hair like needles
2.)
>The scent of evergreen wafted through the window and melded with the fresh coffee brewing on the stove. I grabbed my mug and filled it while I turned on the television to watch the morning Jhoto news. As per usual, there was nothing out of the ordinary. After a good five minutes or so, I set my mug down and turned off the television. I jumped when I heard the loud snore come from the couch. He still wasn't up yet. We had important shit to do today and ol' Jolty still wasn't even close to waking up, figures. It's been an ongoing problem for some time, his sleeping in. I don't like lazy people, and pokemon are no exception, especially MY pokemon. I went to try and get him up but before I even got to the couch he growled and I saw the hair on my arms raise. Bad idea. So I went to plan B. I filled a cup with ice cold water and slowly inched my way to the couch. If this didn't get him up, I was calling the pokewhisperer. Again my hair stood on end, he knew I was there, but not what I was about to do. Now, most of you are familiar with water's conductive property, that's cool, I wasn't. But after thousands in bills to replace all of the burnt wiring in my house and a trip to the hospital to treat my burns, I learned it real quick. Pro tip, glass doesn't protect you from high amounts of electricity nearly as much as it should.3.) aight
4.) One of the first episodes of the anime I saw was The Battling Eevee Brothers and I thought that the idea of one pokemon being able to evolve into 3 was just the coolest shit ever, and Jolteon just struck me as something really fucking awesome. Soon I evolved my Eevee in Res version and had a favorite forever.
