>>24892529Following Chatot's stage exit, the curtains open to reveal two shadowed silhouettes. In a bright flash, a spotlight centers on them, unveiling the duo as a surly-looking Spearow and his dopey Fearow companion ('Bill' and 'Drill' if you had to wager a guess).
The audience is in a riot before either sparrow even opens their beaks. In response to their entrance, the crowd unanimously clasps their wings together while bobbing their heads to their discombobulated rhythm. For the sake of keeping up your avian charade, you and Midoro quickly but subtly follow suit (lord knows why you're praying to a blob with a smiley face though).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbcfheP2E-IThe Fearow lazily flaps over to the mic, grasping it in his wing and ripping a wild screech at the crowd. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP!"
Only to be instantly smacked upside the head Steel Wing-style by his much smaller cohort. "You idiot!" the Spearow chides. "What the heck are you talking about?! There aren't any Machamps here!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4-gLlF0uw"Uhhh durrrrr, it's not my fault!" the Fearow argues.
"You said everyone in the audience tonight had 'Big Pecks'!" 