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>At my friends house
>Need to go to the toilet
>Asked to be excuse from the dinner table
>Sits on the toilet and gets out my phone
>Looks at pictures of clefairy on my phone
>My friend comes running up and says are you nearly finished in there?
>Thought I would be sneaky and have a quickie over a clefairy pic on my phone
>Finishes in the toilet
>Realided I had poo stuck to toilet paper
>Got poo over there new carpet
>Tries to clean it off
>Stains their new carpet
>Got a call saying I left my phone in the toilet with pics of clefairy in a bikini and I stained their carpet
>Never talked to each other after
What’s your most embarrassing stories /vp/ ?
