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"Too busy baking. Sincerest apologies."
"E-Ehhhh!? Wh-What for?!"
"Pi Day. A holiday our region actually acknowledges. I'm going to wake up at approximately 5 AM and begin working myself from head to toe, I prefer it if you wouldn't bother me in that timeframe."
"Wait a minute! Going way out of your league to get up early--even earlier than usual--to bake, purposefully dodging getting me a gift, being /AWARE/ that I like pie--AHA! I've found you out, Serena!"
"Excuse me?"
"You're not doing anything for Pi Day at all!
You're actually baking a pie for me to return the favor, because you think I'm a qt3.14! Well I'm flattered, and I totally accept your gift! But can you make it pumpkin flavored, please?"
"Upupupupu!?"
A) "Not likely. Try harder and perhaps you'll get a clue."
B) "If I was going to get you something, Calem, I'd probably inform you beforehand to prevent you getting your hopes up like this."
C) "Exactly what does 'Too busy baking' equate to you?"
D) "If that's what you want to believe, then okay."
E) "I'm going to slap you right now. Please stay still."