>>25046848"THESE ARE THE CLOTHES OF A TRUE CONVICT, A MAN NOT FIT TO WEAR FULL APPAREL! With this garb, I am fully incognito as a prisoner of my own self-inflicted agnosticism, an inmate of deceit and dethroning. If those zealots suspect me of anything, it's that I'm a dirty boxer-streaking peasant!"
"Fufu. A nifty, if not promiscuous front coming from you, but.. honestly, why the strawberries?"
"I just called them 'Memento Boxers' didn't I? They're supposed to be a posthumous tribute to you, duh! I've been wearing them ever since that fatal day you vanished into thin air."
"Er.. Calem.. That was quite a while ago."
"Not a problem! I maintain the ungodly musty man-musk by spraying it every hour on the hour with french vanilla-scented Febreeze!
Now my crotch smells like my soulmate and the searing sensation of artificial chemicals is enough to turn away any Joltik looking to mire in my pube woodland!" 