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>Go to the launch event of X & Y with my dad
>5th gen tournament as a way to say good bye to mighty 5th gen
>A little back story
>I'm an ex neckbeard (tired of being called a fat ass so I start going to gym and take care about my personal appearance)
>I'm not a fuckin zizz but I have some muscles, I have a gf nao (she said I'm a solid 8.5) and I don't fuckin use pokemon tshirts.
>So I'm going with my dad cause most of my "cool friends" don't like pokemon and the few that still play it dont want to go to a event like that; just want to buy secretly and play it the same way
>Back to the event
>Full of the typical stereotype of pokemon fans
>manlet neckbeards with full acne and kid moustache (I also have to use glasses but now use contact lenses)
>anyway back to the event
>dad is looking at all the event meanwhile I am embarrassment of just being there
>going to the counter and a 8/10 sales woman is at it
>start to flirting just to feel superior to the other pokebros
>ask for the game
>"Oh you play THAT game? I thought you were here with your little brother"
>shame.jpg
>make a story that I like pokemon since I was 5 years old for reasons and bla bla bla (actually this is real, only that I added a little drama to make it more cash)
>she believe it but still I can sense a little mocking on her
>doesnt matter
>play in the 5th gen tournament
>Im not able to win but at least I reach the top 4
>Feeling great of all the pokeday
>Go to see that to have lunch
>dad says to me:"Do you see all those guys and girls, they are a bunch of idiots...just like your past you"
>"JUST LIKE YOUR PAST YOU"
>"I'm glad that now you are all normal, well I will be more glad if you stop playing those games"
>"STOP PLAYING POKEMON"
>"I would hate myself if have to raise such weirdos like those"
>I'm laughing but inside me I discover that my dad wouldn't love me if I doesn't change
>mfw my dad was and probably is an asshole
>mfw the sterotype of neckbeard pokemon lovers is 70% accurate
