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So my mum decided to pull a little """prank""" on me and snipe my gyms as i was trying to take a few in the neighborhood.
But before we get to the savage revenge, let me give you a little context.
>shitty day at work
>like, REALLY shitty
>finish my shift (10 pm) and grab some burgers
>start challenging the local gyms with my weeks worth of resources saved up
>get about 7, and notice one got knocked out
>go back to replace it
>one after another they get knocked out
>mum messages "lol oops"
>as i try to reclaim them, some other valor faggot takes the rest
>panic, trying to get as many as i can back
>the game freezes twice, lose more gyms as i'm loading the shop
>end up on 5 (could've had 9)
i waited so god damn long for this, and she only took my gyms because i told her i was playing before i came home after work.
i've never felt so betrayed. but when i got home, a certain somebody left their phone open with pokemon go charging near the wall.
she was asleep, so she forgot to lock it. it was the perfect time for revenge. but what should i do? should i wipe all her favorites?
i've lost too many pokemon in my life to simply transfer away her strong pokemon. no. my revenge must be subtle. it must devastate her when she least expects it.
she doesn't get time to take gyms outside of work hours. she's racing me and is already 30 pokemon ahead of me in the dex because she works in the city.
and then it hit me. i'll evolve all her pokemon. i'll take away all that precious candy she worked for, and make her start from scratch to get that precious dragonite.
for every 3-stage pokemon she didn't have, i evolved the 1st to its 2nd stage.
so that means no more candy for: venusaur, charizard, blastoise, nidoqueen, nidoking, vileplume, machamp, gengar and dragonite.
revenge is a dish best served cold. let that be a warning to all snipers. we're watching you.
