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Arceus, fuck me. I won the fucking parent lottery. My parents know I have been a pokemon fan for over ten years. Then my mom started dating this tech savvy middle aged dude. He accessed all the internet shit flowing through our house. I'm a giant furfag. You can see where this is going. He sees me watching pokemon furshit, and tells both my parents. Confrontation:
>Anon, we just want you to know that we accept you no matter what your sexual interests are
>unless you're a pedophile
>are you a pedophile, anon?
>no, i'm not from /b/
>ok, anon, sure
>is this why you still play pokemon? u find them attractive?
>your like one of those anime fans, aren't you?
>cool, anon
>tfw ur parents are more worried about ur dream to get plastic surgery to be a qt3.14 azn trap being crushed
>tfw ur parents support ur dream to be a qt3.14 azn trap
>tfw u don't have mone to buy shit
>tfw ur parents see pokemon as an alternative to depression
>tfw your dad brings home a fennekin plush for you
>tfw dad takes everyone on a family vacation to NYC
>tfw he devotes an entire day for you to buy plushes at nintendo world
>tfw mom tries to get me engaged in the local furry community
>tfw she asks if she can buy a tail for me
>tfw when parents are more worried about CoD kid younger brother being a douchefag
>tfw parents think i will succeed in the media industry
>tfw parents have doubts my bro will be a stereotypical frat boi
>tfw dad tries to be interested in the pokeymans
>tfw dad doesn't give two shits for bro's FPSs (bcuz they're "too close to being murder simulators")
kek
>tfw you can talk about anything with parents and not be judged
>tfw u no ur parents will luv u the same no matter what
Modern upper-middle class white liberals from your nonexistent God, what a blessing. Where the hell do you live, unloved sons and bitches?
