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Ive got 3 that come to mind
>Be me, 9yo
>At “educational summer camp” my school hosted
> During free time we’d all play Pokémon
>My Fire red team was pretty legit for the time: Charizard, Nidoking, Suicune (rando encountered and threw the master ball cause I saw it in the movie), Primeape, Jolteon and mewtwo (whose movie id also seen)
>Battle people, win pretty easily
>This kid Tim brags about how his action replay gives him awesome legendaries
>He beats me but my mewtwo manages to take out his rayquaza with hyper beam and psychic and a few of his attacks missing
>This sets tim off he goes on this huge tantrum about how it’s no fair even though he won
>Tell him I’ll trade him my mewtwo for his rayquaza and groudon
>he’s apprehensive at first
>”but it beat your rayquaza and almost took out your groudon singlehanded. That’s real power, who wants two weak Pokémon when you can have a strong one” or some other anime tier cringe shit
>Tim agrees to trade
>got both rayquaza and groudon for mewtwo and a gastly
>last day of camp comes around, tim wants a trade back
>no dice Tim
>He tries to act like a big man in front of our friends calls me a chicken
>This eggs 9yo me on, I up the stakes and say all or nothing battle, winner takes it all
>set to double battle sweep him with earthquake and fly, I won because of my second Pokémon being in the air for fly
>Tim loses his shit and says he won’t trade me back
>Out of nowhere smash his head against the slide post, trade my mewtwo back while he’s incapacitated
>it’s the last day of camp with like an hour before we go home so the counselors don’t really care, they just separate us for the rest of the day and tell my mom
>got to keep my mewtwo along with getting a groudon and Rayquaza
>tfw
