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dogs are gross, but sexy human pokemon aren't dogs
i'd actually encourage my gardevoir/gothitelle to relieve herself on the floor whenever she gets the urge. only number 2 of course, the other goes in the toilet (or my mouth, for a refreshing drink of psychic goddess essence)
Watching my demure psychic queen hike her dress up in a hurry, squat, and then push out a massive, steaming log with a strained look on her face is the hottest thing ever
and then picking up the chocolate logs and putting them in doggy bags while gardevoir/gothitelle have a mortified expression lol. After a while, the entire bedroom will have the lovely aroma of my beloved psychic wives.
After doing that for a while, my bond with them with be stronger than ever before, as they eventually realize i love every aspect of them, even the aspects they think are embarassing (but actually get me, their master. rock hard)
