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Every morning, my neighbor's Aggron wakes up and takes a steaming shit on my car. Then it yells out to its owner, in perfect english mind you, "MASTER, I JUST SHAT ON YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR!"
Every day, I have to clean it off. It never stops. What the fuck do I do? I can't score it off or punt it away because it towers over me. I can't shoot it because bullets will bounce right off. I've tried poisoning it on five separate occasions and each toxic cocktail did absolutely nothing. I can't even sell the house. I CAN'T FIND ANY BUYERS. NOT EVEN THE BANK WILL TAKE IT BACK.
I'm on the edge, man. I'm about to blow my brains out over this metal dinosaur bowel movements.
