>>27155950>Yesterday >Pokémon Go finally realeased on iOS >Get ready to download it>Requires iOS 9>My iPhone 4s could barely handle iOS 7 >Upgrade anyway >Download Pokémon Go >Game crashes in the loading screen >Game crashes after loading screen>After 2 hours of tweaking I'm able to start the game >Loading time is about a year>Catch my first pokemon >Game crashes>Game keeps crashing>Pokémon I caught are in my box half of the time but I have to reload the game for ages after each encounter >Meanwhile the game crashes arbitrarily no matter what I do ingame>Almost in the mood to burn the neighbourhood down >Ask roommate if I could borrow his second android device to catch sind Pokémon>"No Problem bro have fun" >Go outside>Live in village, next pokestop is a mile away, no arena in sight>Head to the forest>Walk around the forest near a river for 3 hours>Not a single pokemon on the map the whole time>Walk back, almost crying >One step back into the hood the "Pokémon nearby" indicator fills up>Smartphone finally vibrates>It's a Nidoran >"Your phone's camera couldn't locate the Pokémon you're looking for, pls turn AR off">Turn AR off>Whole Pokémon Go experience is ruined>Catch it anyway >Game crashes Dank real life memes.
At least I found this little fella and could take a rare screenshot without shutting the game down.
