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>game opens with 10 minute tutorial explaining how to walk
>path is completely linar, can literally only go one direction
>take 3 steps out of house
>hear a soft ding with each step, not sure what it is
>immediately gifted the three kanto starters, fully evolved, level 50, holding their mega stones
>another 5 minute refresher tutorial on how to walk
>take 2 more steps
>hear two more dings, what the hell is that?
>gifted a level 50 Lucario with mega stone
>take 2 more steps
>two more mysterious dings
>gifted a level 50 Ash-Greninja with its unique Z crystal move, Water Katana
>take a few more steps, keep hearing dings
>check my item bag
>realize that each step I take has been giving me a Full Restore and a Master Ball, that's where the dinging is coming from
>keep walking down the completely linear path, as my bag fills to the brim with free items
>trying to find the professor
>eventually gifted a level 50 Snorlax with its Z crystal
>haven't even gotten my fucking starter yet
>finally find the professor
>pick Rowlet
>gets sent to my box
>try to get to the PC to get Rowlet
>suddenly, rival fight with Hau
>his only pokemon is a level 2 Pichu with Truant
>send out Mega Charizard X
>accidentally use Dragon Dance
>Pichu used Thundershock!
>1 damage
>the game automatically uses one of my Full Restores on Charizard without even spending my turn
>defeat Pichu with Flare Blitz
>all of my Pokemon gain 3000 EXP
>realize there is a new permanent item called "EXP Share Plus" that multiplies the EXP earned by 10 and grants it to all Pokemon in the party and can't be disabled
>finally find the PC
>try to deposit charizard
>"No! That Pokemon is too precious to store in the box!"
>fuck
>try to deposit the other Pokemon, same message
>finally lets me deposit Snorlax
>try to back out to withdraw Rowlet
>gifted a level 50 Blaziken with mega stone during the menu transition
