>>38275570Don't make me start with eevee, the poor thing is so muttified it can't keep a type when evolving.
Vaporeons are degenerates that breed with anything on land and water alike.
Jolteon is the kind of Pokémon that would pin missile you in a dark alley.
Umbreon, by Necrozma I will never trust a dark type.
Espeon is always up to no good and after Vaporeon, glaceon and Sylveon they are the most prone to muttify themselves with their trainers, damn psychics getting on their masters head and forcing them to commit impure acts.
Talking about Glaceon, such sluttines shouldn't be glorified, as a fellow ice type I'm ashamed of their behavior.
Talking about shame, I doubt sylveon is a fellow fairy type along Gardevoir, their deprevity knows no bounds and I seriously think there has been a huge mistake in considering them fellow fairies.
Such sluttines, at least Flareons know how to behave properly for a fire type while Leafeon is useful and cleans the air around them, they might be allowed on the Alola ethnostate in small numbers.
