You want to know why I did what I did? Here's why:
At the end of the last thread (
>>28205265), I was going to make the new thread. After being a little irritated that Malva was getting no attention whatsoever despite being in the trailer, I decided to put her as the OP pic. I refreshed the catalog a few times to see if there was a new thread, and there wasn't, so I posted. After posting the full copypasta, I refreshed the catalog and only saw my thread there. So, I posted the link in the old thread, and after the page refreshed, someone had already posted a link to some OTHER thread that was made almost a minute after mine. Not only that, but it was immediately getting flooded by faggots spamming the typical "1st!" comments.
An autistic switch triggered inside of me. Why the HELL should MY thread be called the false flag joke thread while the other thread was made AFTER mine? MY. THREAD. WAS. MADE. FIRST. My copypasta was CORRECT. There was NO REASON to use the other thread as MINE WAS FIRST.
I knew I had the skill and the capability. All that was left was the effort. I KNEW that I could single-handedly keep a second thread running all by myself if I needed to. However, for whatever reason, I only needed to samefag my thread for the first 10 minutes. After that, the thread just carried itself and moved at the same pace alongside the other thread. With a little extra coersion from bait pics, I was able to steer the conversation in such a way to finally surpass the second thread.
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