Why am I eating Taco Bell? I feel like such a piggu-kun.>>13489144"BEWARE OF SCORPIOOO- Wait, wait, wait, something's off-key here."
Scorpio is about to bust out into song and dance when something catches his attention. The evil-genius turns a cautious ear to Poor Little Timmy, a Cleffa with transgender otherkin issues.
"Excuse me, little well-meaning boy! Do you happen to have a moment to spare?"
Poor Little Timmy (which is indeed his full name, yes.) drops his pick axe and turns to his boss, "Yes, Mr. Scorpio? What's wrong? Am I getting the bow again!?"
Hank Scorpio kneels down to console his illegal yet impoverished employee, "No, Poor Little Timmy, the only bows you'll be seeing today are rainBOWS!"
"Rainbows? What ever do you mean, sir? Do you mean to imply that I'm finally going out to see the sunlight?!"
Scorpio denies his assumption with a jolly thumbs-up, "Not at all, Poor Little Timmy! Your three-week paid vacation has already been used up last summer!"
"Aww..."
"No see, I'm really here because my Pansy Senses are going off in my head, and here I was thinking, YOU sir, might just be the guy that ticked it off!"
"W-What? What are you trying to say, boss?"