>>20599823That's how'd imagine the little fucker. Here's a story
>friend trades me a bad egg>tells me it will hatch to something awesome>since i was like 12 or whatever, i believe it>thought it would hatch into a shadow pokemon>spent so long trying to hatch the egg>no internet;couldn't find out how to hatch it>spent at least 6 years trying to hatch the egg>in the meantime, i save my money for games>i would pick pennies from the couch>jew.mp4It gets good, just wait
>finally gen 5 comes out and i have just enough money to buy both Platinum and Black>i caught all 386 pokemon in my RSE game>decide to transfer everything to my Black after beating it>on Black, I find the Bad Egg from long long ago on there>decide to try to hatch it>mfw it hatches>game freezes>oh no.jpeg>open the game up>Save file is corrupted>all the pokemon I've transferred from Emerald, including everything I had on Black was gone>i lose will to play for weeksWeeks later
>decide to play again>at the moment when choose starters>pick snivy>mfw shiny>check nature and its modest>the bad egg didn't mean to erase everything>it never meant any harm>bad egg was sorrytl;dr friend gibs me bad egg and i spend about 5-9 years trying to hatch a egg that was corrupted and bad egg is sorry