>>16902737http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I1AsSWsetc"Hey guys, hey, HEY. Wassa 'da mattah over here, hah, HAH?"
A loudmouth of a Tepig walks in-between the two, which unfortunately, only furthers to piss off Fnenekin.
OH BOY, HERE COMES ANOTHER FIRE STARTER TO RAIN DOWN ON HER PARADE, and this one isn't even a good starter either, it's that fat Unovan fuck from North Clappistan. He's not even cool or fashionable, what an unfaithful piece of shit.
Alice gets giddy at the sight of the Tepig, "Oinky-oink!~ Oink, oink, oink!~" she makes way to pick up the pig, but he snorts at her.
"NO GIRL, NO. Let's not go there. I don't let little girls touch me anymore in places that make me feel whole enough to live for in the now. Not after what happened last time before yesterday's tomorrow then. Anyways guys, my name is
Jaden Swine and how can we even go far to be really what like?"
. . .
"What?" says everyone else in-sync.
A) Jaden Swine explains that Torchic interrupted the Snover's Christmas tradition with her yarn chasing,
B) Jaden Swine explains the true meaning of Christmas in pointless, confusing Twitter metaphors.
C) Jaden Swine explains his vast, culturally enriched heritage because he likes to talk about himself.
