>>19353303"Bumping into me and trying to cross me out? That's pretty low! Now it's my turn!" regaining balance once more, you jab Skeeter in the eyes, a feat normally impossible with a boxing glove on, but your entire life is virtually a work of fiction, so some liberties have obviously been taken.
"G-Gah! MY PORK PEEPERS! You're gonna pay for that! Come over here, I'LL TEACH YOU THE SUPERJACK CRACKER-CRACKJACK THAT NOT-DOC TAUGHT ME!"
Internationally Famous Bruiser William Cracker Smasher must be a pretty fucking weird guy, given that this signature move Skeeter's doing involves him rolling back his eyes, opening his mouth wide open, and blasting a stream of radioactive atomic breath at you.
Remember when this guy was just some chump at the beach who wanted to fondle u're girl?
A) Eat the atomic breath. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
B) Your grandfather once theorized that it was possible to grind on streams of flailing atomic breath...maybe!
C) Stick a cork in that mouth!
D) Lose his tail by heading down the secret shortcut that only top tier SSX Tricky pros would know about.
