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>Arceus made Palkia/Dialga/Giratina
>Palkia made space, Dialga made time
>Giratina made antimatter, which fucked shit up so Arceus got mad and exiled him
>Arceus made Groudon/Kyogre/Rayquaza
>Groudon made earth, Kyogre made water, Rayquaza made air and the atmosphere
>Groudon and Kyogre fought for dominance until Rayquaza interfered and stopped them both
>Regigigas pulled the continents together to clean up their mess
>Arceus filled one planet with Deoxys and earth with a population of Mew
>He bestowed 3 of these Mew with the powers of Knowledge, Emotion and Willpower and became the Lake Guardians
>The majority of other Mew slowly over time evolved and mutated into the vast array of Pokemon we know today after getting infected by Deoxys DNA from the other planet
>Ho-oh and Lugia are just species of really powerful, ancient birds with almost god-like power.
>The Legendary Beasts were Eeveelutions that died trying to save a Ho-oh's tower, so she bestowed them with powers.
>The Legendary Birds were just birds given power by a Lugia to help him out.
>The Regis were made by humans in the Ice Age, Stone Age and Iron Age in the image of Regigigas and brought to life.
>The Lunar Duo came from the combined power of peoples' dreams.
>Fuck Gen V and VI
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