>>27795496Hey, friends!
It's your lady, but I probably shouldn't tell my name to strangers. I want to be friends with every single one of you, even if a lot of you are kinda overweight, say silly things, and seem uninterested with doing things. I think it's inspiring that you can aim so high when it comes to your hypothetical girlfriends, I think you guys should all take more initiative, though. I mean, it's sad hanging out with such depressed people, sadness is contagious, you know.
You know I'd love to talk with you guys some more, and don't worry too much about my boyfriend. He puts on a tough face, but really he's a big softie. He gets all shaky before a big speech to his underlings, and he stayed in his room for a week after he heard the news about becoming captain. I saw his history, and I think he was... no, nevermind. It's impolite to talk about stuff like that. He's pretty athletic though, I mean, less than me, but I let him have that one. He actually studies really hard, even if he does it alone, and by himself and pretends he doesn't study at all. I actually just gave him a little mouth present, and you should have heard him! He was so worried that I wasn't getting any! I told him it was fine, I have plans for the shower later anyways. Anyways, thanks for listening, everyone!
