>>18806532So I'm a Gym Leader.
While most people want to 'put up a good fight,' me? I'm the first impression, the gym leader who's gotta make things look good. I'm the first gym leader baby, and it's showtime.
First off, people come all across the land just to visit my gym, why? Because it's home to a movie theatre, and I'm a movie star!
Or magician but das gay. My town's all about cinema and movies, the glamour and lights and all that shit; my gym is even more fantastic. It's like stepping in front of wherever the fuck the academy awards are held, with those two big searchlights pointing into the air, and it's always crowded as FUCK, there's a line (but the player always ends up with a VIP ticket courtesy of the professor, we're just cool like that, so they don't have to wait to get inside). People want to see my movies, be in my movies, make my movies, it's fucking crazy.
And my movies are about pokemon usually, from tear bringing classics such as Forretress Gump, hit comedies like the Mighty Duckletts and Meet the Sentrets, simpy romcom shit like Kate and Liepard, and finally my favorite, action movies where I perform my own stunts, like Hoppip Man and Conan the Barbaracle.
Now, the inside of my gym's decked out in red velvet, and it's pretty simple. Just get to my stage, where one of my latest movies, 21 Hi Jump Kick Street, is playing. The room's darkened just like being in a movie, but you gotta make to me right? My cronies are paparazzi, random ushers, and pissed off movie goers who just want to watch their movie without a damn kid running around.
AND FINALLY ONCE YOU KICK ASS, you reach the stage, but no me? WRONG! I'll burst through the film cloth shit whatever, and tell everyone to applaud you, you're a great guy and you've come to battle me for your gym badge! They will of course because one npc will boo and be dragged the fuck out. The people came to see a show, so holy shit kid you better have a show.
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