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Listen up faggot, Farfetch'd is getting a mega this gen. Before you go ahead disagreeing and embarrassing yourself, just have a think about how much of a faggot you are being in denial. How could you not see it? The hints, the clues. Farfetch'd is coming back and here's why:
1. He's shit. You can't deny this leeky fucker is pure ass and any other flying type can do what he does better. Don't you want to save him, /vp/?
2. He's Normal/Flying. Not only is it a horrible typing to begin with, there is overwhelming evidence from existing megas proving how much Farfetch'd needs a mega, and how he's going to get it. Flying is under represented. As of ORAS there are now 5 water type and 4 fire type mega evolutions. That leaves normal/flying with a pitiful 1. Pidgeot don't cut it. Slap another type on this fucker and he's good as gold.
3. Anime continuity. Remember Nobody's Farfetch'd? Ofcourse you don't that shit never showed up. Forget Inkay, we need Farfetch'd back. What better place to re-introduce him than in the tropical region of Alola?
4. You want it. Of the past 7 or so recent Gen VII 'im mr tito pokemon ama' boards I've seen, at-least zero of them have 'leaked' that Farfetch'd is getting a mega. This shit does just happen, these people don't work together to get this info. The recommunity is screaming out internally 'get this fucker his damn mega.' So why aren't you?
Give this cunt a mega.
