>>20853567https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoHvVhOwZB0Johnny Cashews takes a big, juicy bite out of Bud Tugly, fangs seeping into his perfectly roasted skin. He chews the bass' remains slowly to savor its unfathomably godly taste.
The smug, intentionally loud and manner-devoid crunch alerts you to Johnny, you stop working with the orbs to be met with a horrific sight.
Bud Tugly is impaled on a spear and lifeless. The fish that saved you from drowning is dead.
"Y'know, as a collector, I'm supposed to be heavily invested in shiny Pokemon, and you know what? I am. But who WOULDN'T pass up a chance to eat a Feebas? It's all foodies ever talk about. If you think Magikarps are the Combees knees, you definitely have another thing coming. The shininess only adds to the flavor."
Johnny takes another bite, "Think of it this way--it was going to die anyway, pathetic weakling. I did it a favor by ending its misery early."
>What do you say next? 